The Great Uke-Off of '07, part two

[gaudior]

And now the fun begins.

For lo, in this round, I have paired all of the previous ukes with other ukes, and all the semes with other semes (with the addition of Riku x Sora from Kingdom Hearts, because I accidentally messed up the numbers). Because all of you bastards are completely unable to pick between Gojyo and Hakkai,* I put Hakkai as uke because Thrud says that's cannon (in Saiyuki Gaiden, currently unavailable in English).

So, see what you think. I encourage discussion of this, particularly with pairings in which people don't know one of the two characters, and have questions.



Round one

[Poll #1112368]


[Poll #1112369]

Voting is now closed, thank you much! Go vote on today's!

I have to say, some of these pairings are just fun.

Grin.

*Quite correctly, in my opinion

Comments

[sovay]

I am truly unqualified to comment on most of these pairings, but combinations like Sha Gojyo / Captain Jack Sparrow or Aziraphale / Clark Kent are made of awesome.

Belated Discussion

[nucl3arsnke.livejournal.com]

Damn, this is hard since I'm no longer surrounded by anime fiends!

Also, my brain is fried to find that both Jean-Luc Picard and Ray Kowalski won out as tops in the last round. No way! In the Fraser x Kowalski pairing, I pick Fraser because Kowalski doesn't have his life as together (emotionally or stability-wise) as Fraser, even if Fraser is not as experienced sexually. And besides, Fraser wants to be topped by the One True Ray Vecchio, and Kowalski would be a poor substitute. Therefore, Fraser must take top to avoid emotional confusion. And Q x Picard, I think Q wants to be bottom, but doubt he could let down the "I'm so big and hard and omnipotent" act long enough to actually successfully bottom. Therefore, Picard, as the more emotionally developed one, takes bottom.

Funny, I realize that I made Q top because he was less emotionally developed, and Kowalski bottom for the very same reason. Such is the logic of these pairings, I think.

Also, regarding pairing characters with substantial age differences, like Malfoy x Fraser, age wins. Call me Greek, but it just does.

Also

[nucl3arsnke.livejournal.com]

you spelled "Fraser" wrong. Sorry! Feel free to delete this comment if/when you fix.

[seishonagon.livejournal.com]

Riku and Seishirou... ouch. And Sora and Subaru... would be awesome, and they'd both be better off for it.

Also, I'm afraid I goofed... all the others had been "who tops," so I got confused when the uke poll was "who bottoms," and I put in the wrong answers. Gomen!

[apintrix.livejournal.com]

Draco Malfoy/Benton Fraser breaks my brain. A bit too NAMBLA there.

[foleyartist1.livejournal.com]

*imagines the Shigure/Spike pairing and is instantly convinced it would go like this:*

Spike: I will be on top.
Shigure: Okay, whatever. *thinks AHAHAHA! I'M GONNA SLEEP WITH SPIKE NOW BECAUSE IT WILL BE SO ENTERTAINING!*

[zdenka]

This is really entertaining . . . but ow, my brain.

[rabidfangurl.livejournal.com]

The only reason Aziraphale bottoms for Clark Kent is because Clark gives up the argument about who bottoms before Aziraphale does.